Jan. 7th, 2008

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Browsing wikipedia is definitely bad for your brain.

... Did you know that the Roman's had a god that made knots in stalks of wheat?

All in all, I think that would be a pretty sweet gig for a god. OK, so you aren't going to end up on top of Mount Olympus any time soon, but it's also unlikely you'd attract potential-god-killing heroes intent on avenging the knotting of their father's wheat crops. And you'd get at least half the year off, depending on the harvests... plenty of time to practice your godly wiles on impressionable farmer's daughters. Or sons. Whatever floated your godly-wheat-knotting boat.

And it sure beats being the God of Cattle-worms.

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