Oh, yeah, *you* don't have zombies. Well, don't get too comfy- right angled pretzels or not, you have any *idea* how hungry they'll be after flying all the way to Australia with nothing but airplane food and a few flight crew?
This morning, the highway was littered with them, clutching their mocha cappuchinos, and talking on their cellphones..wait, that was the commuters. The zombies were the ones lurching along the side of the road grasping futilely at bumpers.. Actually the drivers around Boston seemed to relish the challenge and honors were about even.
But once I got into work, it was rough. Currently there are several clawing at the employee entrance. The ones that tried to assault the lobby were given employment applications to fill out, though, which seems to have stymied them for the moment. (They're having trouble with the 'prior experience' section.)
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Date: 2007-06-14 07:01 pm (UTC)This morning, the highway was littered with them, clutching their mocha cappuchinos, and talking on their cellphones..wait, that was the commuters. The zombies were the ones lurching along the side of the road grasping futilely at bumpers.. Actually the drivers around Boston seemed to relish the challenge and honors were about even.
But once I got into work, it was rough. Currently there are several clawing at the employee entrance. The ones that tried to assault the lobby were given employment applications to fill out, though, which seems to have stymied them for the moment. (They're having trouble with the 'prior experience' section.)