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lyoreThe Coalition for Kevlar Shoelaces now has a new crusade - Salada which actually breaks along the lines (Swabal, which is a kinda cool acronym, really).
What is the point of having all those little breaking lines if they never break! Actually, not sure about the whole big biscuit breaking into 4 little biscuits thing in general. I mean, you only really need something that big if you want some sort of biscuit sandwich. Which is fine, whatever floats your boat, but if you try and bite into the thing, it breaks at strange and random places, not only dropping crumbs everywhere, including all of the keyboard if you happen to be in a five meter radius of a computer, but you also lose whatever you have on it. Why don't they just sell them pre-broken, if they can't get them to break predictably! Arrghh.
But anyway, I now have a new mission - to keep records of how many salada in this box break properly. I'm just a naturally curious person, I guess. More to the point, I'm just a naturally curious person who likes statistics to back me up. There's a thought - maybe we should ask the ABS. After all, these are the people who supposedly have records of how many Australians die every year from testing batteries on their tongue. Personally, I think its just a darwinian thing which should be allowed to proceed at its own pace.
Random Observation for the Day - I think the rest of this post is random enough, don't you?
No, I just filled out the mood thingy. The randomness only increases (just like entropy...) What is my dino wearing on his head?? This is worse than the last one!
I think its time to go to bed.
What is the point of having all those little breaking lines if they never break! Actually, not sure about the whole big biscuit breaking into 4 little biscuits thing in general. I mean, you only really need something that big if you want some sort of biscuit sandwich. Which is fine, whatever floats your boat, but if you try and bite into the thing, it breaks at strange and random places, not only dropping crumbs everywhere, including all of the keyboard if you happen to be in a five meter radius of a computer, but you also lose whatever you have on it. Why don't they just sell them pre-broken, if they can't get them to break predictably! Arrghh.
But anyway, I now have a new mission - to keep records of how many salada in this box break properly. I'm just a naturally curious person, I guess. More to the point, I'm just a naturally curious person who likes statistics to back me up. There's a thought - maybe we should ask the ABS. After all, these are the people who supposedly have records of how many Australians die every year from testing batteries on their tongue. Personally, I think its just a darwinian thing which should be allowed to proceed at its own pace.
Random Observation for the Day - I think the rest of this post is random enough, don't you?
No, I just filled out the mood thingy. The randomness only increases (just like entropy...) What is my dino wearing on his head?? This is worse than the last one!
I think its time to go to bed.
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